I have gone past that posh office building almost every day for four years. About a year ago, I finally noticed that the painting hanging in the wall in the lobby was by your favorite artist of all time. What were the chances? I really liked going by in a car, fast, glancing in the lobby window and thinking about you. I don’t really miss you any more, but I really like thinking about you once in a while. Enough time has passed now that I’m at that point where the crappy stuff has become fuzzy and faded, but the fun things, the sexy things, the things that make me smile still remain intact. Perfect. So that painting in the lobby of that faceless office building was like the trigger I needed to go where you were. Once I got to the end of the block, you were gone again. Also perfect.
The other day, I finally took the opportunity to look at the painting up close. Well, guess what. It’s not by your favorite artist after all. It’s a mediocre knock-off by someone named Cori with an i. Vaguely reminiscent of something much better. Looks like a masterpiece from far away, but upon closer inspection, it’s pretty obvious that it’s not real.
I can’t think of anything more fitting.

That's not it. Close, though.
