My first time…

…I ever cried while watching the Oscars.

The ironing is delicious*:

(2005)

If I loved Kate Winslet any more, I’d have to be put into a mental facility.

* I had to look it up, too. Yes, I’m a poser, Jodi.

The Fempire

I know a lot of people have a hate-on for Diablo Cody, but I don’t. I loved Juno, and I think she’s terrific. She just wanted to be a screenwriter, then she was one, then she won and Oscar. Bob’s your uncle.

I’m looking forward to The United States of Tara. Bonus: Toni Collette!

Diablo and her girlfriends write together and and try stuff out on each other and support each other. I want that. I’m tired of competing with other girls so much.

http://www.thestar.com/article/496379

Diablo Cody

The sex symbol for every man who reads without moving his lips.

I know everyone says this, but I wanna be Tina Fey.

From Vanity Fair spread, January 2008

Why do I want to be her? Heres’ why: