Why, oh sweet baby Jesus, is this email still floating around? How does one kill a message on the clouds made of ones and zeros? It’s not so much the blatant sexism of the message – I am fully aware that many men (and women) still think men are from Mars and women are from Crazy Bitch. What gets me is that people still think this is funny. IT’S ABOUT THE HUMOUR, PEOPLE. This has none. I cannot hold my tongue any longer.
The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys’ side of the story.
We always hear ” the Rules “
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
“The Rules?” Are you referring to the sad, sad book that was written eight years ago for women looking to “land’ a husband? The book that everyone’s forgotten about?
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered “1 “
ON PURPOSE!
Oh, I get it, sweetie. Okay, well I’m going to number mine in order, so try to keep up. Let me know if I’m going too fast.
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Phew, that’s a relief, because there’s a good chance you’ll be pissed of to find out who I’m actually thinking about when we have sex.
